Saturday, January 3, 2009

No.

Dame.

A Brief List of Things the Pumpkin Princess May Not Do During the New Year Holidays

Eat ikura with her fingers.

Play her toy piano after eating ikura with her fingers before washing her hands.

Stomp on the toy piano with her feet because she has been forbidden to play her toy piano after eating ikura with her fingers before washing her hands.

Cry because she has been reprimanded for the above.

Say she is thirsty and refuse to drink water and milk and demand juice.

Say she is hungry and refuse to eat things like bread and rice and vegetables and demand cookies or chocolate.

Cry because she has been reprimanded for the above.

Unlock the toilet door with the Pumpkin Mommy's house key while the Pumpkin Mommy is using the toilet, come in, then leave, lock the door with the same key, toss the keys into the toy box where it ends up at the very bottom, and not be able to tell the Pumpkin Mommy where the key has gone when it is time to leave for her Granny's. (Non-italicized portion is not encouraged but acceptable.)

Cry because she has been reprimanded for the above.

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