Kanyuu
Rowing Ruminations Part 10
(There are no spoilers in this post. In fact, there is no rowing in this post.)
Like I’ve mentioned, the premise of the league
we rowed in was that all the athletes were studying to get the same diploma. (I
was not shooting for a diploma in rowing, although my mother would have protested that it certainly looked like I was trying to earn a bachelor's in rowing at the time.) We didn’t have athletic scholarships or
athletic admissions or athletic anything. Even if you won in the Japan High
School National Championships in baseball/ basketball/ volleyball/ speed
skating/ rowing/ distance running/ gymnastics/ kyudo, if your high school
transcript and admission exam scores weren’t good enough, that would be the end
of the discussion. Oh, and our school didn’t have legacy admissions.
We got new rowers by recruiting them. Aggressively.
Recruiting began even before the day of registration. Most of us came from prep
schools (not prep schools in the American or British sense, but as in academically
oriented schools that found purpose in sending students to big name universities
and other academically competitive programs), which meant that people from your
high school would probably be in the incoming class. One school in particular
generated a large number of boat club members, and a disproportionate number of
those were from the high school choir. I might be remotely able to understand
if they were coxswains (projecting is the same in the water and the concert
hall, especially in the pre-cox box era) but they were all rowers, and the most
well built ones on the roster at that.
Once we had their names, we’d build a plan.
Kind of like how the NCAA forbids coaches from calling high school students before
a set date, we were forbidden contact with new students (unless they came from
your own school), and even then, we could only call from ten in the morning to
nine in the evening. Once you had contact with them, you’d take them out to
lunch, or up to the lake where we practiced, or to an amusement park, or
wherever. When it was time for them to move in, we’d show up at the new
apartment with brooms and mops and dusting cloths, and most importantly, cars
(the kids from Tokyo and their families had no real clue how crappy public
transportation was in this part of the country), and help them and their
families shop for kitchen utensils and household items.
The plan was to show them and their parents
how nice we could be when we were trying, and also to isolate them from other
clubs. This was the era before everyone had cell phones. Beepers were only for
doctors and firefighters. Once we had them in our car and away from their home
phones, they were ours. We were intentionally vague about how long and how
often we practiced. We played like psychopaths manipulating our targets into
abusive relationships.
I heard awful stories about 18 year-olds
being taken to places where they shouldn’t be, and there was that one guy who
was served enough alcohol to float the Stampfli Express, got too drunk to see
straight, and forced into saying that they’d join crew while being secretly
recorded (and having it played back to them when they were sober). He has become a successful professional, is married with kids, and participates in
alumni rows on a regular basis, so all’s well that ends well, I guess.